Jumping to Conclusions

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22

Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

Self Conclusion

Self Conclusion is suicide.

self conclusion is often not the best solution

by Nick A December 15, 2008

conclusion-hopper

From working with impatient people; One who thinks they know the answer to everything, without first investigating.

Boo could not get the application to work, because he's a conclusion-hopper, and he did not read the instructions

by Luc August 12, 2004

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

Optical Conclusion

Optical Conclusion- When someone tells you the ending of a movie you haven't seen yet.

1. That was the worst Optical conclusion I have ever herd slash seen!

2. Dang it Jairus! Why do you always ruin the movie with an Optical Conclusion.

3. I don't want to see that, Shane already told me the Optical Conclusion.

by Voltronn October 21, 2010

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime

they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019