Concierge

(French) An inquisitive and meddlesome woman who spends her days gossiping. Typically a middle-aged caretaker or housekeeper who has nothing better to do with her life than to spy on people and report any insignificant detail to whoever happens to cross her path. Seems to know everything about everybody, probably knows more about you than you do. Always hoping to gather even more gossip to fuel her endless speculations.

A: 'I met Mrs. Martinez in the hallway this morning... It took me more than 30 minutes to get rid of her endless gossiping.'

B: 'Such a concierge... Is it me or she spends every waking hour spying on us?'

by Tketmad November 30, 2010

executive concierge

medium priced call girl

She is only an executive concierge , you have to pay big time for the high priced call girls

by BiggestBBfan August 13, 2017

Music Concierge

A person who knows all the music venues in at least three cities.

Sophia can find a musician all of you will like, she's a music concierge.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Concierge

A hired servant who carries out menial and effortless tasks for a very low wage - essentially the closest thing in 21st Century Western civilisation to a slave.

Alex: "I heard you're a concierge now?"
Dooze: "I am, what do you need?"
Alex: "Can you give me a lift to pick up my new car?"
Dooze: "That'll be forty quid"
Alex: "...how about a zoot?"

by Veseylad50 July 10, 2017

Scenery Concierge

A person who knows a variety of scenery around the city.

Matt is a scenery concierge. He can get lakes, beaches, cliffs, anything.

by silverseal September 18, 2011