doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.

My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.

by homograph March 23, 2020

Computon

The positive, operating system specific, flow of computer energy from a user to a system device.

"Ryan can walk into a room and computers just start to work. It must be the computons"

by Jaydeo August 25, 2009

Screaming Computor

a computor that makes a strange BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound and random times and wont SHUT THE FUCK UP and the only way to stop it is by holding the fan

bro i have a big fat screaming computor

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by anonymous December 18, 2021

Compute-Ability

Compute-Ability is a "tech" show on Justin.tv and Ustream.tv, which can be found at compute-ability.com

Compute-Ability says all Core i7's are the same.

by ImTheBestest March 27, 2010

house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.

I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!

by pentozali May 22, 2010

compute

the act of talking, gaming, tumblring, or any other internet activity using a computer

me: hey gabby, wanna compute after school today?
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!

by xoxmissy247 November 27, 2012