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compufucked

What you are when, at the crucial moment, a piece of software or hardware invariably and inexplicably fails on you. Your blood runs cold. You break into a sweat. You rage against the machine, but it's no use. That program or piece of machinery that has worked perfectly fine up until now has chosen to malfunction at the exact moment you needed it most. You're compufucked.
"Fuck ... I finished the essay with ten minutes until the deadline. I clicked to print so I could run up to campus quick and hand it in. But then the paper all jammed and shredded and now it's all stuck deep inside the printer and it won't work any more. I failed the class."

"Dude ... tough break. You got compufucked."
by I got compufucked February 15, 2009
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compukid

by Suresh July 5, 2003
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Computicating

When a guy and girl that are in a relationship only talk throught the computer (aim,msn,etc) and through texting. Without actual verbal contact like the phone and especialy in person. This usually shows you a really bad relationship with two prudes. And the guy probably has no balls to talk to her. Relationships should never be like this and are doomed from day 1.
Joe: my new girlfriend is so hot
Max: have you ever even talked to her?
joe:....no
Max: nice computicating.
by rockafelllaaaaa March 24, 2009
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compufuck

Online sexual conversation between 2 or more adults involving video, audio, or both.
I met a hottie in the chat room, then we entered a private chat to compufuck.
by Metalhead505 December 10, 2015
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communicky

tiktok hot communist that listens to deftones, crywank, mitski, my chemical romance, hot freaks, kittie, pierce the veil, flatsound and car seat headrest. also enjoys bojack horseman, reads angela davis, and plays he shin impact.
“have you heard of communicky?”
“isn’t she that femcel on tik tok?”
by fairyinurhand June 7, 2021
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Computic

(Noun) A term related to a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).

(Adjective) Pertaining to or resembling a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).
Noun: He has a lot of experience with computic devices!

Adjective: Woah! That wallpaper makes your room look so computic.
by AvatarKage August 31, 2024
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