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conpoopled

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.
"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."
by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005
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complooter

A slow, dumb, unappealing computer or other electronic device.
Come on, load the page, you stupid complooter! Why do you have to be so SLOWWWWWW?!?!?
by ClassyQuarks November 30, 2017
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Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.
Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"
by composterous inc November 19, 2009
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compookie

Cute term for computer. Related to 'pookie' characters in English children's literature. In common useage in workplaces in Australia.
You should see my new compookie.
by Gina Dow August 10, 2006
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Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere
1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.
by PolPots September 16, 2011
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Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music
by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006
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Compootah

How a retard spells computer.
Guy - Hey Wassup?
Retard - D00no I onz a compootah lollollol!!!111
by The Koaladude September 12, 2005
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