convergence

when people all meet in one place for something

the hippies converged on san francisco

by narin June 4, 2004

Convergence

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart

When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.

by ps8110bill March 28, 2009

Convergence

When two anal gas excretions are mixed together to make one smell so horrible that it causes someone to pass out.

After Tom and Bill get done saddlebacking each other for hours on end, they like to end their romantic session by creating a big convergence for themselves from their newly stretched anal parts. Then they hold and caress each other softly while they slowly drift off to sleep.

by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009

Competence

Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.

Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

CONvergence

A totally rockin' sci-fi/fantasy convention help in Minneapolis on the 4th of July weekend every year. The sexiest con ever.

I am always way sexy at CONvergence!

by Puddin' Tain July 7, 2003

comvergence

Dodge Mother F*** Bastards

Microsoft are like comvergence

by George Rece December 22, 2007

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023