Serial Complainer

One who complains about everything. Never Happy. Can not be pleased. No matter what you do or anybody else does, they complain. The can not see the positive in anything. If there is a negative they will surely find it!

John complains about everything. He is what's known as a serial complainer. He's had several jobs and he finds something to complain about with every one of them and wants to quit. He complains about nearly every situation in life that he encounters. At first he's happy with the situation then when things go slightly wrong he starts complaining. All he knows how to do is complain about every situation.

by ghost-riter April 28, 2017

complainer

A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.

by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008

Trash compacting

The art of swooping in and stealing someones Kill in Halo or any other Online Shooters.

i.e Dropping an enemy's shield and then having the trash compactor finish him off getting all the credit.

Dude stop trash compacting me and get your own kill.

by doctor lollypop January 16, 2011

Compassing

In the subculture of marijuana slang, compassing is a tool used to assist a smoker who is using a pipe. The person who took the hit directly before the person who now has the bowl says, for example "Northeast," if the green is to the top right of the bowl (farther away from the smoker), or "Southwest," if the green is to the bottom left of the bowl (closer to the smoker).

Bob "Hey bro, I didnt get a good hit, can you give me a compass?"

Dave "Sure man, my last hit was Northwest."

Bob "Thanks! That was much better."

Dave "Don't thank me, thank whoever invented Compassing."

by Ethereal Magnanimus December 25, 2007

codalingus

Codalingus (noun) - The act of practicing female genital oral stimulation using tuna sashimi to simulate the labia. Usually perpetrated by older men in sushi restaurants.

Dude 1: I can't go into a sushi bar with him any more.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.

by Tiddly Wink October 15, 2013

Complainiment

-noun

Compliments disguised as complaints, usually (if not always) in regard to oneself.

Speaker 1: "I can't stand these size two jeans. There's nothing in my closet that seems to match."

Speaker 2: "Enough with the complainiments already, Speaker 1!"

by Westywordz March 11, 2011

compeating

eating while being on your computer

Give me my laptop back. My food is ready and I want to be compeating while checking out the latest Black Crowes tour dates.

by Theophilos July 28, 2010