comcastic

The horrible inverse of fantastic.

"I was on hold with Tech Support for half an hour when I finally got through. After explaining the problem my VOIP went out. COMcastic."

by BradWheat December 14, 2008

Comcastic

An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.

We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.

by g.sus June 11, 2006

comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable

Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!

by crnnchls February 9, 2010

comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.

by El Defino November 12, 2006

comcastic

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.

Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!

Yeah! It was comcastic!

by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005

comcaptive

A comcaptive is a person who is stuck with Comcast and has no other option for internet service.

"Hey Bill, why don't you dump Comcast already?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."

by seorl July 23, 2014

comcrapstic

When your cable your cable company screws up your service or sucks in general.

or

Something that sucks in general

I just got my new Comcast cable service and already my cable modem doesn't work and I've got a fuzzy picture on my tv. The Service is Comcrapstic!

or

I got a flat tire today, my spare was flat and it started raining. It was totally comcrapstic

by Ashman121 September 19, 2007