columbus guy

1.a student of one of the worst schools in miami.
2.poor
3.hang out with busted st brendan or worse, public school girls.
4.jealous of rich good looking belen guys.

That columbus guy is a big soft vagina.

by mrpopular April 07, 2005

columbus guy

1. a guy that is so poor that he has to go to a fake prep school.
2. dates the chongas from St. Brendan or dates another poor public school girl.
3. a columbus guy is the most dumbest person in miami or maybe the whole world
4. a guy a lourdes girl will never go with.. we go out with rich belen im sorry

That Columbus guy is so dumb and poor that there is no point glancing at him.

by boBcAt123556 April 15, 2005

COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 27, 2019