Calostrophy

Sam and Courtney’s love

I love you a calostrophy

by Calostraphy May 7, 2021

calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019

Colostriphobia

...fear of Allen Corbett

Anna: "What's your biggest fear?"
Sarah: "I'm highly triggered by Allen Corbett."
Hannah: "wow you must have colostriphobia!"

by Rigerthat August 20, 2017

covastrophe

A governmental failure or dumpster fire that is directly tied to the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.
Also, a major industrial financial set-back or business failure that is directly tied to the 2020 pandemic.

Example 1 -
Person A: Did you see the government pandemic briefing yesterday? WTF was that?
Person B: I know, right? The whole thing was a covastrophe - I don't think a single person knows what they are doing!

Example 2 -
Friend #1: I just got back from the grocery store and a package of pork chops are up $8.99 per pound this week - and you can only buy two packages? What is going on?
Friend #2: It's been all over the news! The whole meat packaging industry is experiencing a complete covastrophe!

by misterdos May 16, 2020

Clostrophobic Homeosis

Fear of being surrounded by gay people

Aiden has Clostrophobic Homeosis he feels he will die when around gay people

by gamerjuice138 May 1, 2021

commostrophe

When someone incorrectly uses a conma instead of an apostrophe. This is a commostrophe.

A commostrophe - "You really don,t know when you,re beaten."

by Sham.bles September 1, 2025