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friend collector

A person who, as the name suggests, collects friends on Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking sites. The collector typically does not know the people they are adding, and may do this for one of two reasons:
1) To create a false sense of e-popularity
2) To lurk people and otherwise gain access to information they have no business reading.

See also Friend Whore.
Man, Shana just added my friend Roger. They don't even know each other! She's such a friend collector .
by Checkers the Frog December 19, 2008
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Babe collector

Someone who collects babes
Sheep is a huge babe collector her basement is full of them!
by HooliganTheFooligan May 24, 2022
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Dave Collaton

The town fag, typically recieves anally every Tuesday and Thursday, then celebrates with cock shaped muffins
Randy: Where's Dave Collaton?
Steve: probably getting fucked hard in the ass.... Or eating a muffin
by Double triple July 24, 2016
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Bone Collector

A messy person; an instigator. Someone who brings news to an individual about what was done or said about that person, unbeknownst to them. Usually done in an effort to instigate fights and arguments between individuals who might have been friendly and cool before that moment.
I don't wanna come off as the bone collector, but Helen has been talking mad shit about you behind your back.
by DMV-89 November 25, 2021
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collection couch

An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.
Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?
by El el fetches April 19, 2010
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collectors anxiety

The fear of missing out on content, e.g. in a video game
Due to collectors anxiety I'm checking every spot on the game map twice.
by denimjacketsail May 13, 2020
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Ollerton

A place where a mobility scooter isn't just a means of independence, but is a life style choice.
Lets go on my mobility scooter, I cannot be bothered to walk into Ollerton.
by Fixem April 13, 2011
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