collectibles

A horrible waste of money, better spent on buying a house, car, or investing.

Even though, the poor soul lived in a crappy-assed area, he continued to buy collectibles instead of considering his future.

by Betty December 13, 2002

collective

The worst of memes on iFunny

Guy 1: Yesterday I read through all of collective !
Guy 2: No way, that must have token forever!
Guy 1: It was so bad!

by Prevaricator March 7, 2018

collected

When someone makes an unwarranted advance with the intention of taking you home that night.

Can you believe my friend Allie almost got collected tonight? Tragic, right?

by Mizz Popo February 11, 2017

collect

What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.

The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
Charl: "But I--"
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

Collection

Used as a reference to the sum total of attributes on the human body. (Ie; breasts and buttocks)

That girl has a nice collection on her.

by #justiceforkatelyn June 14, 2018

Collect

When Harry corrects Mel on her pronunciation but she then threatens him with not giving him the box of balloons, Harry then agrees that collect is the correct word to use

Harry: collected**
Mel: do you want your box or not
Harry: collect is fine

by Leeeeeeeham December 20, 2019

Collectability

How collectible a particular item is.

"My girlfriend opened all my action figures and ruined their collectability."

by Kal-el681 November 24, 2012