comcastic

The horrible inverse of fantastic.

"I was on hold with Tech Support for half an hour when I finally got through. After explaining the problem my VOIP went out. COMcastic."

by BradWheat December 14, 2008

Comcastic

An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.

We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.

by g.sus June 11, 2006

comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable

Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!

by crnnchls February 9, 2010

comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.

by El Defino November 12, 2006

Cooltastic

Extra freakin cool!

Her cooltastic level just went down five points!

by Your Face Loses The Game February 14, 2010

comcastic

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.

Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!

Yeah! It was comcastic!

by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005

collaption

1. A state of disorganization, disorientation or disarray that has achieved critical mass and become self-perpetuating.
2. To disorganize and/or destroy something to the point of unusability or unrecognisability.

That night was a total collaption. I had no idea what was going on.

I'll collaption your face!

by csdlaidlaw July 8, 2007