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collarboner

A shirt collar in the erect position, or popped. Generally associated with douchebags in pink polo shirts.
Look at that dickweed with his collarboner. He thinks it makes the ladies wet.
by DL&DYE November 7, 2010
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Collazo

An awsome Puerto Rican. Very giving funny and a great lover.Let it be known a Collazo men are usually very well hung and tend to fall in love with women named Renee.
Oh my goodness he is hung like a bear he must be a collazo
by therob33 October 31, 2013
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Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010
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Collarbones

inclined to lustfulness; wanton; lewd; arousing sexual desire; indicating sexual interest or expressive of lust or lewdness.
Collarbones are sexy and basically what is said above. ;D
Oh, what sexy collarbones you have!
by Nei123 November 13, 2011
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Collabetition

A means of kicking ass in the workplace and in life by using competition to foster collaboration.
Dude, that collabetition between Amber's and DJ's teams on the XYZ account pitch was intense. The mental lightning bolts were flying!
by TizzleBizzle August 13, 2009
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collabwriting

We have been collabwriting this book for a few months already
by stiven.nix November 7, 2021
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Collabrity

The end product from 2 or more celebrities joining forces to collaborate on a project.

Effectively, a collabrity may boost the star power of established A list celebrities resulting in a 'AA' wow factor; or, a collabrity may add value to lesser known B / C list celebrities helping them rise to the A list.

Collabrities are most prevalent in the music scene, with the collaboration between 2 or more celebrities on a song, video or an entire record, but this term applies across the arts. Furthermore, artists are crossing genres as a result.
'Telephone' by Lady Gaga ft Beyonce is a Collabrity.

'California Girls' by Katy Perry ft Snoop Dogg is a Collabrity. 'Never Say Never' by Justin Bieber ft Jaden Smith is a Collabrity.
'I Like That' by Richard Vission and Static Avenger ft Luciana is a Collabrity.
by Crimson Berry June 28, 2010
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