colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger September 1, 2011

It's colder in Cleveland

An expression used as a replacement for "It could be worse".

Kenneth: God this day blows

Adrein: Well, it's colder in cleveland.

by Magna481 February 14, 2010

colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009

colder than a whore's heart

with out feeling, ruthless,

it was colder than a whore's heart outside.
her look was colder than a whores heart

by steve gallegos November 1, 2004

colder than a two peckered billy goat

Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.

The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Colderest

Not warm. Extremely cold. More cold than colder.

It was cold out yesterday, but today it's even colder. Tomorrow is supposed the colderest for the week.

by grinker February 21, 2010