classhole

A classhole is a rare breed of student, the kind who insists upon commenting upon absolutely everything the professor says, even if his/her comment is as meaningless as nodding and verbally giving his assent/dissent. The classhole also answers just about every question asked, even when everyone else is sick to death of hearing him/her spew their insignificant opinions about topics nobody really cares about in the first place. Class is a time to shut your mouth and listen to the professor, who has years of education and probably four or five different diplomas to boot; the knowledge of the classhole pales in comparison, but this is a fact that is only evident to everyone else in the class. The classhole, so smitten with themselves, remains ignorant.

The foreign exchange student who nods his head every time the professor says something "meaningful" and voices his opinion every damn chance he gets is undoubtedly a classhole.

by Sterling Memorial October 21, 2008

Classhole

Noun- Someone who uses his money or social status to excuse being rude or treating others disrespectfully.

Typical classhole. Cuts to the front of the line yelling on his Bluetooth the whole time.

by JagMagnet October 10, 2014

first classhole

ANYONE who sits in first class on a flight.

Son, you see those folks who are sitting in the front of the plane? Those are what you call "first classholes". Fortunately, they're most likely to die in a crash.

by 85cyclone December 29, 2015

crasshole

An painfully obvious new fan of the band CRASS.
Usually freaks out like a prepubescent girl about them, acting as if no one else has ever heard of them before.
Favourite song is always "Banned from the Roxy". The most token song.
Really irritating and obnoxious.

Crasshole - "ZOMG!!1!!1! I JUST LOOOVE CRASS!!1!!! BANNED FROM THE ROXY IZ MY FAV SONG!!!!!1!1!"

Somebody else - "Yeah... shut up. Everybody knows Crass, don't shit yourself about them."

by (>',')> December 20, 2006

Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

casshole

Cassholes are people named Cassidy, Cassandra, etc. with a bitch side. The difference between Cassholes and assholes are that Cassholes slay things classily, assholes say things assily. This extends to anyone nicknamed Cass.

(Person One:) "Wow, Cass is starting to be really bitchy lately.

(Person Two:) "Yeah, what a Casshole.)

by barlights August 26, 2016

casshole

A person with the name of Cassandra(or variuos forms of a name in which 'Cass' could be a nickname of) who is acting like an asshole.

Maureen: Hey, Cass, has anyone ever called you a casshole?
Me: No
Maureen: well, they could

by Casseblanca September 12, 2005