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These guys are very Extra. The types of guys that are very out there but social basics are a difficult subject for them. They love to spoil shows and movies and can’t wait to see what happens next and instead asks constant questions. Usually a very docile creature, but beat him in beer pong and he will cold clock you into next month. Steal his girl and he will shit on your porch. Many things he says will often make you question what’s really going on in his head. Highly suggest keeping your distance.
Yo just watch them damn show and don’t be so Coker about it
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A Coker is genuinely a person who has a big ego and is very cheeky. The Coker likes Mountain dew, music, sex, drugs, and chilling with acquaintances. The Coker likes bleek plain colors such as white, grey and black. The Coker loves sex and usually has a lot of stamina. The Coker's favorite drug is meth. The Coker however does not like letting people get too close and refuses to believe that their spouse is not cheating on them. The Coker is usually very stubborn and sarcastic. The Coker often hides their emotions thru inappropriate songs and jokes.
He is very much so a Coker.
Coker by B*tchpl3as3 June 27, 2021
A real Niggaaaa. Brazilian Name and a real homie. Can get pussy but is a loyal man.
Çoker by anonym.€.€ November 21, 2021
A masculine Turkish name. A powerful Man who never gives up. A brutal motherfucker.
Çoker by anonym.€.€ November 20, 2021

Coker Poked 

To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!

Coker Face 

the expressions and movements made by the face while under the influence of cocaine, usually exemplified by the grinding of the jaw.
If you're looking for a bump of coke at a bar, just look for the girl showing her Coker Face. coked up tweek jaw grind poker face
Coker Face by RichardJewel January 21, 2012

coker-factor 

Nigel Reo-Coker is a football (soccer) player in England. As of June 2007 he plays for Premiership team West Ham, although is likely to transfer in the coming weeks. He is known not for his skill, but more for his boundless energy and enthusiasm (basically he runs around the pitch like a headless chicken). Any player who matches Reo-Coker (Nige to his friends) in his enthusiasm is said to have or be 'The Coker-Factor'. Some Coker-Factor moves (or plays in American) include....

- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game

Players with Coker-Factor do not...

- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals
'Man did you see me break down those attacks today, I am the Coker-Factor'

or

'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'
coker-factor by dan(paste) July 11, 2007