coffinstalker

A sex predator who pursues encounters with a near dead terminally ill person to satisfy a peverse desire.

We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.

by Stainie March 29, 2010

coffeestart

The process of having a fix of caffeine before being able to start a functional day.

I will begin answering my emails as soon as I get my coffeestart.

by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013

coffeesaurus

any beast who craves the rich aromatic flavor of freshly brewed coffee.

Damn Jeremy! You're such a coffeesaurus! You're always drinking coffee!

by Lolita Lust June 12, 2008

coffesauce

a sauce made out of coffe

him: is that coffe

me: no that is coffesauce

by poopmaster694201337 March 16, 2022

coffeetable

Coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the asshole and the pussy of a girl.

She got totally horny when i massaged her coffeetable

by Lossreissender February 4, 2010

cumfiesta

A game played between 2 or more people. Often a very erotic kinky game played as a way to ease sexual tention.

?: Where are you going?
??: To a cumfiesta!
?: Can I come?
??: Sure it is a Cum fiesta!!!!

by MG Pimpin March 25, 2009

Coffeeshamed

When your fire breathing dragon of a brew is deemed unsuitable.

Brian took a sip and set his cup down by his chair. He cleared his throat. “Could I get a bit more milk for this?” he queried coffee freak Samantha. “Or some more hot water to dilute it?”
Coffeeshamed again. Then again, Brian was from Tampa.

“They sold me a bag of Komodo Dragon beans by mistake at Starbucks,” fumed Angie, speeding to her home in Appleton Wisconsin. “I wanted Verona! And I’m having the inlaws over for brunch. That stuff is high-fidelity. I know I’ll be coffeeshamed.

by Hifalutin! February 21, 2022