Coffee Table Book

1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured

2. Something you'll never read

"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"

"Apparently it was a book first."

"Who would ever read this?"

"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."

by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009

Coffee Table

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table

Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

Coffeetabled

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

cumfeetable

Is wen she is quite content and comfortable that u did then jus cum on her French manicured toes. N she uses it as foot cream coz cums good for the health.

Davii : cumfeetable r we? Is wen u ask a lady how's shes feeling in ur arms.like her inner soul...foot fetish kinda thang.

by ketanD February 1, 2018

Coffeeable

The term used to describe a girl or a boy that is newly single and can be taken out for a coffee as an initial date as opposed to "just friends"

Hey, that girl in my class broke up with her bf last week. She's finally coffeeable

by Kidah April 21, 2011

coffee table rules

When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.

"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."

by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014