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Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup 

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.
Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!
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Niddywap codfish

A dumb or dim-witted individual.
Ay yo look at him, he stepped in the dog poop. What a niddywap codfish!

Confished 

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.
That confished me.
Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

coldfish 

Female sexual partner who remains 'unactive' during lovemaking, physically cold & non-responsive.
Making love with her is no fun at all.She doesn't move or interact at all.She's a coldfish !
coldfish by Ref . A December 19, 2007

cod fish cunt

Term used for women that have a large, stretched out vagina.
cod fish cunt by Thetruth1990 July 29, 2017

smelly COD fish

People who are overly obsessed with Call Of Duty online, and compulsivly play for days on end; thus ruining their social life and making anything they talk about relate to their latest online adventure. Usually sad school children or fat american guys with no life.
A person who repeats to everyone how many kills they have got on call of duty can be described as a 'smelly COD fish'.
Word came about because the nasty verbal annoyance can be compared to the smell of a rotting cod fish, caused by call of duty(cod)
sgtdeath301: OMG that guy yesturday was like tenth prestige and i just completely no-scoped him.
deathman21:(nerdish laugh) huhuheh dude, i was pewning these noobs for like 10 hours man.
normal guy1:jheeze, those two are sad
normal guy2:they are such smelly COD fish
(cool people walk away)
sgtdeath301:WAIT, i got 33 kills and called in 7 uav's ...
smelly COD fish by theendoftime February 19, 2009
Damn, that copfish really did a great job in luring the catfish into a trap.
Copfish by malhae August 10, 2017