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sodalingus

a sex act where a can of coke or other fizzy drink is poured into a womans vagina and drunk out with a straw, preferably a curly straw.

warning - do not use beer or a yeast infection will result.

for extra tang try adding pop rocks or dropping a mentos into a diet coke filled snatch.
did you hear gavin dropped a mentos in her twat when he was giving her sodalingus? she exploded like a geyser
by slogo November 5, 2010
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Catalingus

The act of a female cat licking its own vagina.
Don't pet Fuzxy, she's in the corner performing catalingus.
by Appleflavredfun February 24, 2017
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conalingas

when someone tongue fucks the fuck outta someone's pussy ;) weather it is performed well or not :o
"he sometimes performed conalingas...not enough in my opinion" - Lisbeth Salander (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo)
by jolizro January 24, 2012
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Conelingus

The act of moving your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. Remember to continuously return to her clitoris.
"Hey bro, my pc buddies need a different consent form for conelingus! "
by BruceWillis24 June 14, 2016
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cornalingus

act of eating popcorn at the movies before you get to your seat by putting your tongue in the popcorn box because your other hand is holding your soda.
As I walked to my seat, I committed cornalingus because I couldn't wait until my hands were free to taste the popcorn.
by Sara June 19, 2006
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The Condolingus Special

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.
Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.
by steezeeasy16 August 21, 2011
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canalingus

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.
by floorwax June 23, 2009
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