Cockfiscate

When an individual has their cock card for getting laid confiscated but their partner.

Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

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cockfluff

a guy who tries to compensate for having a small penis by acting like a brute. Can sometimes be physically intimidating, but usually just talk a lot of shit they can't back up.

"i'm going to fuckin' kick your ass, you pussy!"

"I'm not afraid of you, cockfluff."

by bullshitlame July 24, 2009

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cockflower

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

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Cockfestation

when a situation occurs where the amount of males in one location exceeds the limit of comfort for any non-homosexual.

an event (such as a gathering or a party) where the ratio of attendence of men over women is very high. Cockfestation, or more commonly refered to as a cockfest, can be determined as having a minimum ratio of 2:1 (men to women).

by Sinan Mohammed Ali February 22, 2009

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