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cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust
(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.
by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006
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cockbuster

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.
Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.
by AubreyA October 5, 2006
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cockduster

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache
"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"
by chris wal January 11, 2008
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cockurtunity

The possibility of being able to hook up or have sexual relations with a male partner at any given time.
Cock+Opportunity
The opposite gender of Pussibility.
Katy seems to have a cockurtunity with her Boss tonight.
by Diggy4783 December 3, 2015
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blockbuster and cockbuster

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"
by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016
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cockumstance

n.: A chance meeting between two women, who are unaware of the man having been inside of them both.
It was an unusual cockumstance, when my ex-girlfriend and some chick I banged met each other at a bar.
by genio2010 October 3, 2010
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cockworthy

Being worthy for the glorious cock.
Damn.. that Lindsay Lohan is soooo cockworthy! I'd fuck her ass, face, and ears!
by MikeOrangeTrip June 11, 2006
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