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cocksperience

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.
"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014
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cockupation block

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.
-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!
by eyewatch May 19, 2011
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cockpause

Like a cockblock, but for a small period of time.
Manu and Kayla were in the room, cuddling. Tyler walked in and stayed for 30 seconds. Tyler is guilty of a cockpause.
by a_mac25 October 22, 2010
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Cockplif

A jerkoff dipshit asshole that is so unbelievably arrogant that people fuck him in the ass to put him back in his place.
That dude that went out with us last night is a cockplif, I tore his ass wide open!
by Marco Diggler February 21, 2009
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Cockpurse

1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
She sleeps with everyone, what a cockpurse
by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010
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cockpet

a cockpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the penis. it's a quief for men.
Sorry... I just made a cockpet...
by coucoubloublou August 17, 2009
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cockspect

Extreme mutual respect from one brother (male) to another.

Can also mean that a female shows respect to the size, or niceness of your cock.
Jooky - "Hey, Charles. Today I beat the fuck out of this retarded Neo-Nazi."
Charles - "Bro, Cockspect."
by armbar August 2, 2008
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