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Cocktus

A small cactus plant that looks like a cock. Daithi de Nogla came up with it in a GMod Scary Maps vid in 2015
Danny: I love my new cactus
Frank: Ha it looks like a cocktus. Get it cuz it looks like a cock😂
by Julius_Caesar June 7, 2016
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cocktag

Tagging a person on Facebook in the male nether regions of a photo.
There was this really sexy picture of Robert Pattinson and my Facebook friend cocktagged me right in his privates.
by Mountain Fresh October 14, 2009
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cocktub

(v) the act of inserting the penis into a mouth in order to provide the penis with a hot tub experience, romantically. Saliva volume contained within the mouth must remain at maximum capacity to ensure optimal hot tub characteristics of the mouth. Additionally, the owner of the mouth must not consume iced beverages a minimum of thirty-two minutes prior to commencement of romantic activities. Jets optional. Tongue massage feature mandatory.
"Jenny, I'm taking my pants off cuz we're going cocktubbing..."

and

"Sally, put your iced beverage down cuz daddy wants to cocktub."

and

"Your mouth is so warm and wet, it's like a goddamn cocktub!"
by Ranch God April 29, 2014
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Cocktagon

A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
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Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.
He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.
by McMunchie April 13, 2008
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Cocktupuss

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation
Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"
by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009
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cocknuggle

A cocknuggle is a person who technically, nuggles a cock. See nuggle.
Tom Cruise is such a cocknuggle.
by Shawn Rasmussen August 26, 2006
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