Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him

I love giving Cocktopuses

by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010

Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.

"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"

by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017

Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.

oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!

by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019

Cocktus Jack

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass

"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"

by CocktusJack September 21, 2020

Cocktus

After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.

Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?

He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...

Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!

by LordCowPat October 7, 2020

Cocktimus Prime

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.

Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.

by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007

coctopus ratio

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

by Rosegger January 17, 2008