Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

codswallop

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.

Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"

by edjog November 7, 2005

pubnico cockswallow

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team

we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008

Codswallop

Bullshit

Guy : Hey, I'm pregnant
Friend : That's just a codswallop, you're not even pregnant.

by human8892 February 3, 2018

Codswallop

Often said by Hagrid in Harry Potter movies and book. The actual definition is believed to be a sack tap done by a pissed off fish after it is caught.

John: I love watching America's Funniest Home Videos, especially when someone gets Codswalloped by the pissed off fish they caught

by Suikodenfan88 August 2, 2010

Cockswallow

Often refered by Daytona Beach spring breaker dudes, as the Florida state bird.Used as a pick up line to break the ice with ditzy,airheaded extremely drunk blonde bitches,to subliminally influence them to swallow your cock.Dude says,"Yo baby,do you know what the Florida state bird is(I bet you do!)?Dumb drunk bitch says,"No,what?"Dude says"The Cockswallow!"Drunk hot bitch says,"Oh yeah,I can do that for you right now!Dude says"Hell yeah baby start suckin' and don't forget to swallow!"

Pick up line to get your cock swallowed by dumb blonde drunk bitches or cockswallows!Works every time!

by STONEDPIMPDADDY June 22, 2009

Cuckswallow

The act of a cuck who ingests the ejaculated fluid from both partners by either drinking it out of his wife's/girlfriend's vagina or by sucking it off the male lover's cock.

"Jim is a cuckswallow"

After Tom's wife was finished banging the pool boy, she walked over to Tom and spread her legs so he could drink the mixture.

by sinner6 May 14, 2020