cocksmacker 

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.

Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

cocksmacker by Nick October 16, 2003

cockschmoe

1. A lowly, bitter person; an individual who acts in a base or ugly manner.

2. (v.) To act in the manner of a cockshmoe; to behave in a vulgar, inappropriate way.

3. (adj.) An act or person in a state of being a cockschmoe.

1. "I knew that the family had warped Nestor throughout his childhood, but I'm still surprised that he showed up at the party and acted like such a loathsome cockschmoe."

2. "Everything was fine until Joe's ex-wife showed up and cockschmoed up his life, but good."

3. "I tried to watch that new Fox reality show, but I felt quesy after five minutes -- it was totally cockschmoe."

cockschmoe by Omar G. December 3, 2003

Cockshark 

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

Cockshark by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012

cocksman

One who is handy with the Johnson. A pick-up artist, if you will.

You can say Adam is phoney as hell, but you can't deny he's quite a cocksman. Look at that chick he picked up. WTF? How does he do it?

cocksman by Larry Tiita August 1, 2009

cocksman

A well-endowed, sexually talented male.

That fruit cake would love to get it on with a skilled young cocksman like Randy.

cocksman by Orca January 27, 2003

cockshank 

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object

My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned

cockshank by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.

"you sir, are a cockstrangler."

cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008