cockslap

to whip out your crank and slap a bitch across the dick-sucker with it.

"I just love to cockslap BJ's mom"

by MacMcCarty18 October 13, 2006

Cockslap

The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.

"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"

by Chris Ioakim December 10, 2008

cockslap

Verb. To induce or cause a smack to the face with a penis of abnormal size

He was quick to avoid that cockslap

by Thebloodyjew January 1, 2008

Cockslaps

The slapping of one's Cock repeatedly. Usually a preferred method of violence against another for sexual reasons.

One is often not enough, therefore needing more than one Cockslap.

Cockslapper : Hey, what the fuck? Do u want me to Cockslap you again?

Cockslappee : Please No, anything but the Cockslaps!

by Cockslappin' since '94 May 19, 2010

cockslapper

1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.

1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.

by Benjamin Arashtanzenbaum December 25, 2003

Cockslapped

When a female will not do anything against her significant other's wishes for fear that he will retaliate by not giving her the cock...

" Like, OMG, becky is so cockslapped..."

by kdfilhebiopybweruib!!!! March 17, 2009

black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).

"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008