cocknapstickulation

Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.

After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.

cocknapstickulation by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010

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cockmasta

A "Cockmasta" is the one who rules over chickens, such as a farmer or a hungry African American at KFC.

also:
a compound word composed of the words "Cock" and "Master".
The "Cock" refers to the chicken/rooster, or "Cock" animal.
"Masta" refers to "master" and is a name for the one who dominates.

I went to the farm and saw the "cockmasta" feeding his chickens.

In the summer, KFCs and Popeyes are filled with cockmastas.

cockmasta by jleeeeeeeeeee March 30, 2011

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cockmaster general

A person who is a master of cock handling and surpasses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. Commonly refers to a homosexual male or a person being accused of being homosexual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at sex.

That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.

Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.

cockmaster general by mr. bigglesworth III December 17, 2008