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Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.
"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."
by Neel Vora January 11, 2006
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cockmance

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.
"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
by panopticon123 May 9, 2010
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Cockmoney

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
by niteass February 4, 2010
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cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
by exactly April 3, 2003
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cockmonus

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.
"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."
by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010
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Cockrun

N. The act of running whilst naked, cock in hand, from a woman's vagina to reach her face before you climax. The ultimate goal being the act of busting-on-face. Many elite slayers of women around the globe are familiar with this term and have even formed cockrunning clubs. Dual cockrunning races and events are also sanctioned by the Cockrunner's Association of America.

V. Cockrun, cockran.
N. "I gave her a cockrun to finish the evening and celebrated by enjoying a sandwich and leaving her in the closet."

V. "I cockran all night on Samantha, her face ended up looking like a soggy donut on an ozone alert day."

Used with exclamation: "Cockrun!" - Used to express joy, anger, or other emotions. Cockrunning takes many emotional forms.

Variations: Cocksprint, Cockjog.
by Domechristos Kanlindza July 16, 2010
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Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.
Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.
by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013
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