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Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.
"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."
by Neel Vora January 11, 2006
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cockmance

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.
"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
by panopticon123 May 9, 2010
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cocktathalon

Unlike a gang bang, a cocktathalon is where one person (guy or girl) has sex with 10 different partners, each in a new and different position, in the one evening
Man, your room mate Sal loves sex. She did a cocktathalon last night!
by 35fordavenue February 27, 2015
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cockmonch

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.
Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.
by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006
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COCKMATASLE

Look at the COCKMATASLE.
You're a COCKMATASLE.
by AkTiON_ December 22, 2009
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cockwitch

Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely
I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds
by The cockwitch June 11, 2018
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cockswatch

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.
Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.
by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004
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