cockspice

A euphemism for come. Usually invoked when the scent of that salty goo is in the air. Some trees emit a similar smell, particularly the ginkgo. Such groves can be termed a "cockspice forest".

Walking through the park today was like strolling through a cockspice forest.

by mista J November 7, 2008

cuckjuice

Any of the plant based "Healthier replacements" for normal drinks such as milk. 100% causes the user to become overly pretentious and a general pain in the ass to be around, because of his now superior holier than thou status as a gen x vegan.

Gen X Twat: Hey Chad can you pick up some of that plant based milk that I wont shut up about?
Chad: What? No! That is cuckjuice and I won't fucking have it in my house, you vegan pussy! You want plant based drinks? Here have some Jack Daniel's or get the fuck out of my house.

by geylol October 13, 2019

cockspice forest

A grove of pyrus calleryana (Callery pear), which produce beautiful, dainty white flowers. Unfortunately, these trees emit trimethylamine and dimethylamine, suffusing the area with the distinct smell of human cum each spring.

The Moses Brown School campus is beautiful, but beware of visiting when the pyrus calleryana is in bloom; you may suddenly find yourself fighting back retches, lost in a cockspice forest.

by ThevRDM December 9, 2018

cockjugger

The cheesey look that every model seems to have in cosmetics comercials.

Linda Evangelista sure has a cockjugger's grin in the new revlon ad.

by ezekiel June 25, 2003

cockvice

A women with a really tight vagina.

Braaflat said the only reason he stayed with her so long is because she had a cockvice, and it made him feel like a bigger man.

by Jess Hogan November 30, 2003

cockjunctivitus

An embarrassing medical issue that occurs when the sight of a stunning looking lady on the beach, or elsewhere similar, can cause a dribble of discharge from your third eye, much like the irritating eye condition.

Look at Keith's speedos, theres a sticky damp patch on the front of them caused by all these bikini-clad honeyz at the pool today. He must suffer badly from cockjunctivitus.

by cheffykins December 30, 2011

cock juice

Something that gives you a competitive edge in any activity. Similar to adrenaline, but only for guys of course. Women may not use the term cock juice because they don't have cocks. A cock juice meter can be found in the video game Top Spin 2.

Dude I'm playing terrible. Just use your cock juice.

by Brandon Winthrop June 26, 2008