cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

cockness monster by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

cockass 

1.) term of disparragement. an insult. essentially derived from calling someone a cock and an asshole. Therefore, cockass.
(note: created by Jack Black of Tenacious D on the track "Inward Singing." He creates during a tirade against KG. )

Dude, I slept with your mom. I'm sorry.

You're a fucking cockass.

cockass by RodrigoT April 16, 2007

Fucking Cockass 

Word used as an insult towards another individual.Originated from Jack Black.

Fred - Hey bill did you get me some of those Cheese Munchies?
Bill - No man sorry i forgot
Fred - You Fucking Cockass!

Fucking Cockass by Linearvermin owns the world September 4, 2008

cocainisseur 

The friend who knows everything about cocaine, cutting agents, famous dead cocaine users, and is just dying to tell you about it

Ben's a great cocainisseur, but those depressing stories about flesh-eating cocaine don't help my paranoia.

cocainisseur by Rancid the Comedian June 29, 2011

cockasserie 

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

cockasserie by danielle April 13, 2007

cockasswangfuck 

Someone who royally fucks you over. The ultimate insult to those who just can't help but fuck people over and piss people off. A cockasswangfuck is the opposite of rockpile.

that cockasswangfuck is gonna get stomped!

cockasswangfuck by robin birdman mahony November 24, 2006

Cockinator 

A sexual maneuver game not meant for inexperienced donkey punchers. The Point of the game is too donkey punch the chick and try to give her an alabama hot pocket before she can give you a snow ball.

Would you like a Cockinator jc?

Cockinator by Frank Folena February 1, 2007