Cockhammer 

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.

1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!

Cockhammer by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009

cockhandler 

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.

you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler

cockhandler by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010

cockhater3001 

the best username on earth, anyone with this user is hot -cockhater3001

cockhater3001 is the hotest person on planet earth, no the whole universe.

cockhater3001 by shitt-666 October 10, 2021

cockhausen 

Someone who is Gay. Furthermore, not only are they Gay, but a Cockhausen has both male and female genitalia.

“Wow, that guy is such a Cockhausen”

cockhausen by Big—buck— February 6, 2023