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cocknoseitus

cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit
Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*
by zsenor December 23, 2020
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Cockomelon

A penis that is the size, weight, length, or width of a melon
Damn, you packing a whole fucking cockomelon.
by Drew quasaki June 5, 2021
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cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.
Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.
by Michael March 11, 2003
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cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"
by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004
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cocknomaroma

a fancy way to say cock without getting slapped by grandma.

A word to be screamed out when you don't know what to say when you get hit in your shlong "Oh my cock hurts".
Little boy:( gets hit in the shlong with baseball, boy little boy cries.)

Grandma: Oh my what happened?

Little boy: I got hit in my cocknamarama

Grandma: Is that some kinda show?
by i dont know? August 16, 2004
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Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.
"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004
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cocklometer

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012
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