cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

by flapjackal May 23, 2015

Cockslap

While receiving fellatio, the recipient withdraws his penis from the giver's mouth and slaps the giver across the face with it.

It may be an act of degradation, punishment, or performed during climax for an added dramatic effect.

Example 1:
I had to cockslap that bitch for scraping her teeth on my junk too hard.

Example 2:
Jenny likes it when you call her names and cockslap her.

by poisonkoolaid August 9, 2012

Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.

John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.

by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006

cockslap

to whip out your crank and slap a bitch across the dick-sucker with it.

"I just love to cockslap BJ's mom"

by MacMcCarty18 October 13, 2006

Cockflag

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.

Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.

by Satch45 July 18, 2010

Cocklap

When a man's belly is so fat that it hangs down over his cock. The human version of a dewlap.

Did you see Billy in the locker room? Man, he's got the biggest cocklap I've ever seen!

by Derpy Do September 15, 2023

Cockslap

The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.

"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"

by Chris Ioakim December 10, 2008