Cockflag

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.

Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.

by Satch45 July 18, 2010

cockflogger

a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".

JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?

by bill-muthafuckin\'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

cockslinger

A female that sleeps around

Mary is slept with the entire football team. She is such a cockslinger!!!

by atl*girlie January 16, 2003

cockslinger

A musty-ass woman who sleeps around with lots of guys. She probably knows how your bro's dick looks. They pull out dicks all the time, firing out cum like a cowboy with a gun.

Cockslinger: pew pew!

by username0991 May 2, 2020

Cockblanket.

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.

Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.

by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010

cockfangled

Cock-fang-led (kok-fang-uld)
adjective

1. Overly complicated or intricate, convoluted.

2. A mess of a crotch.

'Traffic on the way to work was fuckin' cockfangled."

"I looked up this cross dresser's skirt and it was all cockfangled."

by Wordsmith Definitionstrom September 10, 2011

cocklunger

Penetrating so fast that you dislocate your pelvis.

He's a cocklunger.

by fommy0 June 2, 2016