cockeyed

When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.

I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment

by aarmistead September 1, 2013

Cockeyed

/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.

As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.

by Wisdom Raider February 7, 2017

Cockeyed Freak

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid

Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!

by Zombie234 July 18, 2019

boo cockey

Exclamation: Usually yelled in an upper pitch to indicate one's current joy with the present situation...

I'm just so... So... (smiling) BOO COCKEY!!!

by RJ McHart September 13, 2010

cockeyed sun

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast

dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 8, 2009

cockeye

The cockeye is the hole at the tip of the penis. The slit like shape of it has spawned the name 'japseye', due to its similarity the the ocular region of Japanese people.

i piss out of my cockeye

you're such a fucking cockeye

by Jofra May 23, 2004