Cockloogies 

Some may call it ball phlegm, but really, it's that sweet babymaking sauce that gets fired onto and into women during lovemaking.

I totally fired cockloogies all over my girl's rack tonight.

Cockloogies by Megatron's Backup February 20, 2013

Cockdongle 

1. A descriptive word used to vent an ill opinion of someone or something

2. A word used when attempting to express a sudden sharp pain such a stubbing one's toe.

3. Can also be combined with other curses for example; Twatdongle or maybe even shitdongle.

1. Danny is a right cockdongle!

2. *stubbs toe on doorframe* COCKDONGLE!!

Cockdongle by RossRame April 22, 2017

cockdodger 

A lesbian, one who dodges cock, stears clear of men

Did you see her? What a cockdodger!

cockdodger by Robynn January 30, 2007

cocklogger 

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.

Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!

cocklogger by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007

Cockboggle 

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster

"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"

Cockboggle by Kova1203 January 19, 2022

cocknoggin 

Same as dickhead, but more appropriate in formal surroundings. Or just anywhere you could say dickhead.

George: Dude, you're so stupid!

Dave: No, I'm not you're just being a cocknoggin!

cocknoggin by Anita Wax July 20, 2010

cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.

I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.

cockdaggered by The meerlion March 4, 2011