dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

by bigdog967 February 4, 2010

cockcussion

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.

"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"

"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."

by Double A Ron May 3, 2005

cockpusher

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.

Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.

by sexxyback October 28, 2006

cockcushion

Cockcushion - Is a pillow you put between your legs when your sleeping, for added comfort.

Ew! Don't use that pillow it was keith's cockcushion!

by Jacob GeeGee September 14, 2007

cockushiboo

sometimes cockushibos vids make me laugh my fucking ass off that i fall down ym chair and i bleed my head once i fall down either way i love my friends!! 😋 (cockushibo if ur reading this pls stop making me suffer with these rengoku donut jokes 💔)

"DUDE WHAT HAPPEND TO YOUR HEAD "
"i fell off my chair after laughing to hard at one of my friend cockushiboo's videos 💔"

by dnfdeeznutsforever❤ July 14, 2022

cockpush

The exact opposite of the dreaded cockblock. This is when your buddy seriously does you a solid towards gettin' some.

This is not to be confused with the general duties of a good wingman. This is when your buddy has earned himself a freakin' Purple Heart of Wingmanship by showing extraordinary bravery in helping you score.

Sitting on the grenade (ie taking the ugly one home) in its most extreme cases (like, a 500 pounder) qualifies as a cockpush

-Hey man, so I'm gonna take Heather home so Leanne is all yours. Also, I managed to score you a 5 star suite upstairs with all inclusive room service. Happy trails!
-Dude...*chokes up* thank you for the epic cockpush

by Archit April 5, 2008

Cockcrasy

When your cock falls off due to leprosy.

Things were going, till she found out cockcrasy.

by Cockcracy August 14, 2015