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CockBalls

When the scrotum is folded up and over the penis covering it completely creating a sac in which the all the parts of male genitalia become one
Larry:Look at dukes cockballs! Gregarious: How foul!!
Larry: but also kinda sexy
Gregarious:yeah.. *cums in pants*
by Yung Jew 22 April 5, 2016
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Cockball

1. A new word for dumb ass that like to fuck people in the ass
by G_DO September 23, 2008
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Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!
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cockball sandwich

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.
Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 2, 2018
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cockballing

a form of ridicule towards another when they have said something crazy to you.
Person 1: Dude I Shit A Football This Morning!

Person 2: Are you cockballing me?
by T0WA7 June 8, 2009
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Cockball

Cockball is a strategic sport much like baseball played on a baseball field. A player would use his penis (regardless of size) to hit a ball instead of a wooden bat to reach a base.

If a player reaches a base, the time it takes for the next batter to get a hit is how long the runner on base gets sodomized by an Oxball glove by the position player on defense.

After three outs, the teams switch taking turns playing defense and offense until a full 9 innings is completed.
"let's play some cockball"
by Mister 10days June 25, 2021
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