cockamamie

Jane Austin's way to use the word "cock" with impunity

Cockamamie poppycock, I need to marry a rich man!

by N0C0D3 May 14, 2024

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

Cockamimi

Random
Nonsense
Bullshit

He was late for work and made up some cockamimi excuse.

by Word Junkie November 3, 2007

cockamamee

silly, foolish, idiotic, bullshit

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010

cockamanian

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
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The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.

What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.

by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018

cockamatized

cockamatized to have one under hypnosis from sexual contact with ones cock.

ive got that girl cockamatized. she will do any thing.

by the cockamatizer January 26, 2017