clickalate

multiple clickings of a computer mouse

Frederick clickalated the mouse unitl the buttons fell off

by Frederick aka Mr Awkward November 15, 2009

Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

by Roberto January 8, 2004

cockamamee

silly, foolish, idiotic, bullshit

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010

Cockalley

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.

"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

cockateil

A sweet little bird in the shape of a tater tot.

Is that an angel nope just a cockateil

by Kirbee Da Cockateil December 22, 2017

cockalotofpuss

A guy that gets alot of poon, his cock penetrates her pussy she shit her self. Later on a kid turns out to have aids.

Katie Price shagging a bird, cock mong. cockalotofpuss.

by CockTheMong January 2, 2011