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Cock-Block

Any stupid/retarded/stereo-typical reasons that a woman will not have sex with a bf/ husband. Its basically a blockage of their vagina hence a cock block. For the boyfriend after being together for at least 3 and a half months and having oral with each other, saying that you are "not ready" to have sex is one of the most common cock-blocks and is inexecusable. For the Husband, saying that you are not in the mood is also unexceptable. If you have a baby within the last year or are pregnant those do not meet the requirements to be called a cock-block. The woman being on her period is the one acceptable excuse and does not qualify as a cock-block
" Man me and my girl have been together have been together for 6 months and we still havent had sex yet!"
"Damn dude, thats a real cock-block she's putting up there."

"It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks"
by Singpow January 12, 2008
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cock block

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
by Miss Priss April 13, 2003
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cock block

One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.
Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.
by RJK December 28, 2005
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cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!
When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva
by Roochie February 28, 2007
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Cock Block

To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.
You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.
by Aneiz December 28, 2005
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COCK BLOCK

someone who prevents others from pulling
(doing a mark)
Guy - Hey, do you want a drink?
Girl - Yeah, sure
COCK BLOCK MARK - YEEAAAH, THREE POINT ONNEEE
Girl - *Leaves*
by Anonymouswindsor3.1 October 28, 2010
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to keep a brother from getting laid with your pressence
johns little brother cock blocked him by not leaving the room.
by M&M October 23, 2003
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