Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
by Jessica January 17, 2005
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cock block

One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.
Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.
by RJK November 09, 2005
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cock blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.
Man, will you get da fuck outta here and stop cock blocking me you Ja Rule loving parasite.
by The gifted 1. June 12, 2003
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cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!
When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva

by Roochie February 27, 2007
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cock blocked

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.
"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."
by rick_james_bitch September 22, 2005
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cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.
At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.
by Man Law7 February 12, 2007
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Cock-block

Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.

2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
by DennisIsEvil March 01, 2006
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