cock watching

Constantly watching the cock when someone goes pee pee.

Mr. Sandusky was cock watching Billy while he went to the bathroom.

by Holywood Hogan October 19, 2013

cock-watcher

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Cock Watch

1. When a member of the female gender is on the prowl looking for a cock for the night. She may be inclined to contact long lost hookups, or she even may go trolling for penis at a local bar. Since men are typically easier to convince, the female on cock watch must be duly noted as she is most likely a siff dirty slut.
2. Also know as penis watch

“While on cock watch, the slut scrambled through her cell phone to find a suitable penis for the night.”

"Listen bitch, you weren't out with your friends to dance, you were on cock watch."

by HeathRA October 21, 2008

cock watchin

cock watching is something females do to men when they look at their dicks.

Example: Girl: look at his dick it’s so small. Other girl:ikr it’s like an inch.
guys:bitches really out here cock watchin

by pp patrol April 6, 2021

cock watcher

someone who spies others members in the showers in public places... swimming baths, schools etc. Not neccessarily a scotcher but certainly someone with the idea of a job in a fudge factory.

that Elliots a proper cock watcher, he burnt a hole in my bell with his leering.

by gg1 September 25, 2010

cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

Cock Watching

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.

person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!

by NungaBungas March 12, 2024