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Cock Rock 

When you play air guitar with your penis in the shower.
Man, Shelly told me you slipped and sprained your ankle during your cock rock GNR solo. Bummer dude.

cock rock 

Discussion on seeing some cock rock:

"Hey man, are you going to that Hinder concert?"

"Of course. I'm going to rock out with my cock out."

cock rock 

Diamond jewelry for the penis. Also called dingaling bling.
Penis Jewelry Aficionado: With my new cock rock I'll have the classiest penis at the Christmas Party. Happy Birthday, Jesus!
cock rock by jgthomas December 12, 2008

Cock rock 

The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
Cock rock by Дecca September 9, 2023

Cock Rock Buttcheek 

To slide ones penis between the butt cheeks.
Dude I totally cock rock buttcheeked that bitch last night.
Cock Rock Buttcheek by Iamgaypeople December 30, 2021