Cock Locker

The mouth or vagina of an annoying person.

"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."

"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."

by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013

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Cock Locker

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.

Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER

by jfj91 January 27, 2009

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locker room cock

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.

hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!

by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007

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Locker Room Cock (LRC)

An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.

Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"

by Dave Mitchells February 21, 2006

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Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

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