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Oh no where’s my Cochran
Cochran by Sparkle33$ October 15, 2019

Cochran Tree 

Breed of christmas tree sold only at one tree stand in the world. i own that stand. Tree is actually called Conch color, but the ghetto Trentonians find it funny when a stupid goofy afro-clad white boy talks about Johnny Cochran.
Me: Here, ma'am, this tree smells like oranges and its needles never fall off!

Some lady from trenton who came in a 76 AMC Gremlin: OOHAHAHA did you here that, Terrance? that boy said cochran!
Cochran Tree by Sean Parsons December 8, 2004

Johnnie Cochran 

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.
Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.
Johnnie Cochran by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016

Eddie Cochran 

Late 50s rock'n'roll musician who performed excellent tunes like "Something Else" and "C'mon Everybody". Though he was only around twenty when he recorded, his voice sounds much older. Sadly, Eddie died in a car wreck when he was only twenty-one years old.
Eddie Cochran was a great musician, but seems to be overshadowed by the success of more popular rock'n'roll singers like Elvis and Buddy Holly.
Eddie Cochran by Rhymin' Simon July 29, 2009

Cameron Cochran 

A boy with a lot of thoughts. He has many friends, and is known to be a "Heart throb". He is very attractive, smart and athletic. All of the boys want to be him. He is always there for his friends, he will make you laugh and comfort you better than anyone else. He's a HUGE flirt!! Girls cry, scream, and drool over him. Girls will go crazy to get this kid. He is usually very perverted and knows what he wants. He is never afraid to say what he feels/thinks, and usually gets what he wants. He is also someone that everyone that everyone wants to meet and have a good relationship with. He may also be a little strange at times, but you can get use to it. Also be warned, if you are on his bad side he can get you "good"...
Girl 1:"Who the hell is that crazy kid over there...?"
Girl 2:"I don't know but he's kinda cute..."
Cameron Cochran: "Hey ladies, Lets commit the perfect crime: You steal my heart and I'll steal yours. ;)"

Jacob Cochran 

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.
Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.