coolaphonic

The coolest of the cool.

That new band is totally coolaphonic.

by Jymm April 1, 2005

coolatsa coolini

A coolie!

Go wipe your coolatsa coolini!

by Gene1000 March 28, 2022

Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

Cibola High School

A high school on the westside in Albuquerque, New Mexico. In this school you'll find corruption and less than adequate teaching. The security guards are corrupt assholes that turn the other cheek when many of the "hood" kids are smoking or doing some sort of drug. The janitors and custodians can be secretly paid off to "accidently" leave some main doors unlocked overnight so various criminal activity can be played out. The food is moderate, it doesn't provide nutrients but it helps fill the stomach as sand and dirt could. Most teachers too old to be teaching and are complete dickheads, although there are some teachers that plain out "kick ass" and know the right way to teach and not bore the holy fuck out of you. The school's administration is completely corrupt and belong in jail, they are tools for the bureaucrats that control the city and are completely ignorant. The "drug trade" at this school is very lucrative and not secret. If you ask the right people, you too can be making more than 85 dollars a week. A sharp pair of eyes can spot more than 10-30 deals a day, most of which being marijuana, shrooms, or some sort of pill. The staff is completely oblivious to this problem, the few that do know (security) don't usually care. Bullying is not much of a problem. Some fights may occur but most of which are over sexual relationships or cause the other kid was looking at you. A fight can last from 5 to 45 sec until the guard filing her nails notice's all the kids running to go see the physical encounter. Surprisingly no student has gotten sick of the bullshit and shot up the place. Well thats the definition of Cibola High School in a nutshell.

For more information of the school, go to it and see.

The boy who went to Cibola High School became a criminal and ended up in jail, he was a drop out like most of his other classmates.

by whodatnigga0998 September 27, 2009

coolats

Shorts that go down to your knees and are really wide and look like a skirt

Hey, I like those coolats.

by Sarah May 13, 2005

Combolationship

Derived from facebook. People whose relationship status changes often

Neph: I am in complicated relationship that has made me a single married widow

One: Damn that is some combolationship!

by Nephanie225 December 14, 2009

COBBLAW

COBBLAW is always written in upper case. COBBLAW immediately and without exception will cause any obstruction to what you are trying to accomplish to be removed. This includes people, technical problems, natural occurrences, and general shenanigans. Invoking COBBLAW exempts you from all other law. To invoke COBBLAW, simply yell it aloud, type it into the appropriate machine, or write it over whatever the current problem is.

Jordan could not get his SQL query to return the correct results. Realizing this is the perfect situation for COBBLAW, Jordan erased the query and entered 'select * from COBBLAW'. The server immediately returned the result he was looking for.

by Rusty G. Shackleford May 20, 2011